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Rings Beach 

A beach located south of Matarangi, on the Coromandel Peninsula, North Island, New Zealand. Home of the mythical burning sands. It was once said that anal sex was practiced amongst the dunes - but was recently discredited after Mr Hans informed concerned partys that it was not very nice having anal sex in sand dunes. Ask him how he knows.
Fuck me, I have sand up my arse!
Rings Beach by Mike October 19, 2004
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Clam Beach 

Discribing a period of time when you are completly surrounded by chics. clam
Lets go to the titty bars tonight, last Friday it was a total clam beach and smelled like one too.
Clam Beach by Ryan Cantu September 30, 2006

sonova beach 

A popular location in Florida for beach volleyball.
Let's play volleyball at Sonova Beach. I love that place.
sonova beach by Slickboisss November 30, 2017

Silver Beach Sipper 

A sexual act in which a soft drink is poured into a vagina and slowly sipped out with a straw. It is called the "Silver Beach Sipper" Because it occured at Silver Beach in St. Joseph, MI.
Evan ordered a Silver Beach Sipper
Silver Beach Sipper by Poopsalad1 August 28, 2009

Daytona Beach 

A town composed of 64,000 people on the northeastern coast of Florida.

If you come here, expect to find: high crime rates, white trashy people on motorcycles, and prostitutes on every corner. Not to mention the fact that there's nothing to do at all. Don't forget to check out some of the lamest clubs in the state. If you think Spring Break when you think of Daytona, you're wrong. That was in the 90's. Now it's Miami, Cancun, Bahamas, etc. Oh and don't be here during Biketober Fest, Bike Week, or the Daytona 500.. unless you like to be around thousands of hicks that can barely speak the English language.

All of that aside, the weather is pretty sweet, and the waves are nice. But there's not much else to say about shitty ol' Daytona.
Dude 1: Yooo I'm going to Daytona Beach next weekend!
Dude 2: That sucks.
Daytona Beach by Jack Graves 5285 November 8, 2009

fort myers beach 

best place ever. huge beach with hot skimboarders, pier, cool ass stores, and just an awesome place to chill.
"where should we smoke this huge fuckin blunt?"
"FORT MYERS BEACH! ya digggg?"
;)
fort myers beach by yeahboy March 7, 2008

Redondo Beach 

A wealthy suburb located in LA, CA. Home to snobby rich kids/ kooks/typical spoiled white girls. In the N area, also known as the Redondo Hood, you find 12 year olds with a "swag overload". The 2 middle schools Parras & Adams are rivals who talk crap about each other all the time. Finally the high school is a mix of many, from skaters to jocks to kooks to white girls to potheads to ratchets to kids that don't even live in Redondo. The football games are the ultimate hang out & everyone loves the middle schoolers that show up to act "cool" and annoy the shit out of everyone. Every Friday night there's major ragers & everyone gets baked! Sick right?!
During the week, high schoolers hang out at McDonald's/Starbucks/Panda Express. Sometimes Wanna Chill/ Rita's, & always the Riviera Village. On the weekends you find large groups of friends that all secretly hate each other hanging out at the beach surfing or tanning in their tiny bikinis. When bored, they take to overediting Instagram photos and perfecting their tumblr. Basically, the kids are the coolest you'll ever meet.
Moving on, most of the houses near the beach range from 700,000-8/9 million. Unless you'd like a shack which can probably go for 500,000. North Redondo homes are more in the lower end ranging from 600,000-800,000. The snobby parents love to compete with their homes and cars-usually Mercedes and BMWs.

Overall, Redondo Beach is a nice suburb in LA that everyone is jealous of. It has babes, kooks, and the beach.
Guy #1 : Redondo Beach has the babes let's go there!
Guy #2 : Sounds great!

Girl #1 : Let's go get it on with the skaters and surfers!
Girl #2 : Yeah!!
Redondo Beach by Swaggygggg October 18, 2013