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Threadsterbating

When a person posts a status on Facebook and then post multiple comments below their own status, thereby, having a thread with themselves.
Dude, I logged into Facebook yesterday and my newsfeed was clogged with my friend threadsterbating. I felt like I had walked in on something dirty.
by Sefirox November 23, 2011
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Threadneck

One who spends all of their time on threads and thinks themselves smart but is still a stupid as a rock
Hey, Bro, that guy was on the MLP forum posting up a storm again,I swear if that fucking threadneck invades my forum again shits gonna get nasty.
by MetronohmBeats May 22, 2015
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Threadger

An irritating self righteous assertive fuck nugget who glorifies themselves to the extent to where they can’t take criticism and will not own up to their hypocrisy when they shame you for doing something THEY DO ON A REGULAR BASIS. Threadgers also cannot take opinions and will argue about anything and everything.

Threadgers can commonly be seen in high schools, Tumblr, and just everywhere man.
“You’re such a threadger.”

“Man, Adriana is such a threadger, I don’t know why he’s still with her.”

Seriously, stop talking to him or you’ll become a threadger.”
by SnakeLover1987 June 19, 2018
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Threadout

When your thinking too much you forget.
I was so confused of what i was saying i just had a "threadout".
by Cheekykoloa September 7, 2019
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Threadstick

NOUN - An ocurrance whereby you find yourself STUCK to an EMAIL thread that clearly doesn't involve you. No matter how many times you try you just can't seem to get yourself removed.
Dear Harriet, can you please make your way down to the Home Depot, ask for Sammy in the Hand Tools dept and locate a Crow Bar to PRY MY SORRY ASS off this Email Thread. This Threadstick clearly doesn't involve me.
by JSP2 June 18, 2020
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Threadshit

Threadshitting is belittling the topic or the people discussing it on a message board. It typically takes the form of a dismissive comment, like “Who cares?” or “This is stupid!” or similar. The implication of the threadshitter is that discussion of such a topic is beneath them, and should be beneath everybody else.
Once again, Whack-a-Mole was being a complete dick and threadshit on what should have been a fun thread.
by Ice_Burn December 31, 2020
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Threads

A virtual version of a CPU core.
Hey, how many threads does the R5 3600 have?
It's got 12 threads.
Alright, thanks mate
by calaxx March 23, 2021
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