text bomb

Sending a total b*tch a text that lets them know just how you feel... ; By taking a huge dump in your toilet and then camera pic texting her a close up photo shoot.

I just text bombed that b*tch kerry only gave me a hand job friday night after all that time I spent buying her drinks and pretending to be charming.

by austin & meggle December 1, 2007

Text Date

a guy goin out on date with his girl but they at home texting while the guy comes up with the places and situation

boy:hey wat u doin?
girl:nuthin just bored
boy:me 2 lets have a Text Date girl:sure y not

after the date

girl:i had a fun nite on da phone
guy:my pleasure

by REDBIRD7 May 13, 2010

Text Rape

When you are asked a series of inappropriate (sexual) questions while texting someone.

Brian: Hey Gina,wasup?
Gina: Heyy Brian i'm good!
Brian: Say how do you look in a thong?
Gina: EXCUSE ME!?

Gina was just text rapped by Brian. Don't let this be you!!

TEXT RAPE!

by Lawwwddd Tab February 2, 2009

text out

the action of asking someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend by texting them instead of asking in person or over the phone

"Dude i heard you're goin out with sarah. when did you ask her out?"
"Oh i texted her last night"

"Man dude you texted her out? thats lame. get some balls and ask her in person next time"
"okay fine i wont "
"its dumb to text out"

by I'm6'5" October 4, 2011

text yelling

The idea of arguing through text messages.

Friend 1 text: You need to stop all this nonsense already! And smarten up! You're better than that.

Friend 2 text: Stop text yelling at me!

by kdub12 February 5, 2010

text massage

That massage one gives to his/her own face after falling asleep while reading any college text book; this 'text' massage may last up to 2 hours often involving drooling;While some will argue to the contrary, there is NO evidence to support the claim that text massages increase the recipients knowledge base. see osmosis

I was up all night giving my face a text massage.

by Sweetjsus April 15, 2006

text-ture

derived from the word torture, it is the act of receiving unwanted text messages from someone you can't stand

Q: You still hear from Fay?

A: Yeah, man she won't leave me alone; it's hellish
text-ture...

by JPnEB October 16, 2008