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Sploof

The act of cumming and ripping ass at the same time during sex
Bob:"I was fucking this girl and she sploofed. It was weird."

Jeff:"that sounds weird."
by OfficialGooseStudios December 6, 2020
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Splooge-box

When a man ejaculates into a woman’s vagina l, it becomes a splooge-box. His semen plus her vagina equals a splooge-box.
Her splooge-box was full when I finished.
by Bag of dicks December 30, 2020
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sploog vaccum

by Big Stev April 13, 2021
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SploOn

SplOon/SplOoning/SploOned:
(Latin Origin)-
Yo Mamma; And Ya Papa.
Hayden: Did you hear? Mr. Worldwide just got splOoned!

Milo: SploOned? My beloved (Armando Christian Pérez)??

Cooper: Yeah, he must be yo mamma or ya papa. His water must have broke!
by Armando Christian Pérez June 18, 2021
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Splooge

Splooged (noun)
Splooger: the one that has done the splooging
Besplooged: when you have been splooged on
by Michaelyaksonsheet July 21, 2021
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Splooge Sack

A small purse sized bag, often made of canvas or cotton, used to collect cum for later use. Typically kept refrigerated in an effort to maintain the freshness and quality of the sack batter within the bag.
Josh: Bro my splooge sack ripped while I was stroking the salmon into it and now there’s cum all over my floor!
Mike: Oh that’s ransid bro, that’s why I always double bag my splooge sacks so that my koom remains safe and spill free.
by ThiccMole.ad773 September 19, 2021
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splooge

"Yo, I totally splooged that melon, dude."
by Poojsplooge October 28, 2021
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