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sploodal 

"Sploodal" is one of those weird words that seems to suddenly appear out of nowhere and instantly become part of our public consciousness. A meme if you will. Other examples would be words and expressions like "phat" and "the bomb" that everybody uses and understands, and yet nobody is really sure where they came from.

Theories, of course, abound. It is generally agreed that "sploodal" first appeared in northern Europe sometime in the late 1990s, and one theory is that it derived from the Norwegian word "sblødl" (a rather mild, yet tasty, firm white cheese). Why a Norwegian word for cheese should come to be associated with all things cool, hip and desirable, however, has never been adequately explained, except perhaps for the suggestion that it was originally used ironically and that non-Norwegian listeners simply didn't get the joke.

Another theory is that the word is actually a shortened form of the phrase "split poodle", which is slang for a particular sexual position, the details of which I won't go into here. One major flaw in this theory is that in almost all cases the word has, in fact, been spelled "Sploodal" and not "sploodle". It is possible, of course, that the spelling of the final syllable was purposely altered in order to make the word's origins a bit more obscure to one's parents, but I think that's stretching things a bit.

One final theory that has been making the rounds lately is that the word derives from "splood," which is an obscure term describing a certain type of "ornithological dejecta" (that's bird poop to the rest of us). This is almost certainly a coincidence, however, since the term really is truly obscure, even among ornithologists.

Sploodal circles above the rest.
sploodal by Russell Wall June 1, 2006
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A universal term used to express any emotion from anger to joy.
Can also be used as a derogatory term to someone who spends their lunch hour sulking in the library, reading manga or doing other solitary activities.
Lolgurl: LIKE, OMG! Colbie Calliat is coming to town NEXT WEEKEND! I'm so sploodle, I could cry!

Loldude: Oh-em-gee. Like I give a sploodle about her and her happy music! GIVE ME MORE MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE!

Or:
Wannabejock: Hey, do you see that girl over there sitting by herself by those comics? She's such a sploodle, she doesn't have any friends!
Sploodle by notafeminazi January 9, 2010
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sploogal 

the sploogal is any part if the inner body that could perhaps burst, the ass or the appendix or anything that is not feeling good on the insideof you.

Also a point of entry for ass bandits too.
Oh my god, if i dont chuck a shit soon I am going to burst my sploogal

That shit was so big that I thought my sploogal was going to rupture.

My boyfriend went for my sploogal last night and I had to put up with the pain.
sploogal by Jasmin Gartner May 29, 2005

Sploopal 

The highest level of 'mosterest' and all the 'ests' ever.
Person 1- "I love you most"
Person 2 - "I love you mosterestest!"
Person 1 - "I love you SPLOOPAL"
Persson 2 - *disintegrates*
Sploopal by NC17SOVEREIGN June 9, 2021
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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