splooged 

v. to ejaculate

dude i just splooged in her hair!

splooged by JkNHai October 9, 2008

splooged my pants 

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.

I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.

splooged my pants by tzanks July 28, 2016

Kim Jong-Splooge 

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.

Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

Kim Jong-Splooge by big boy man March 2, 2019

splooge stick 

When you ejaculate and the cum only dribbles out leaving you with a cum covered cock

Britney: Let me suck your salty splooge stick

splooge stick by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015

splooge 

a sudden outbreak of jizz,or cum coming from an erect penis

i almost splooged when i saw that sexy girl

splooge by sploogman101 April 22, 2010

Splooge Knuckle 

The act of masturbating and cumming on your knuckles and then punching someone in the face.

Trudeau really pissed me off so I gave him a splooge knuckle.

Splooge Knuckle by Jpow September 14, 2018

Splooge socket

Vagina, cunt, cum bucket

Blow it out your ass you splooge socket!

Splooge socket by 500kg June 5, 2017