Chris Sexton

A tow mator looking son of bitch

Chris Sexton whipped out the the tow mators and sank them into some fresh watermelon

by Cachow bitch September 24, 2020

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Dirty Sexton

A man who tries to do 69 position with his partner in bed at 2:31 am. He jumps on top of him/her and pumps white juice like a factory of cum. He keeps jumping until he can’t. He gets blue balls and sits down like a robot with his balls turning blue. When the man or woman tries to give him head, it hurts.

Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.

“Yo! I heard you did Dirty Sexton last night on yo wife!”

“I sure did!” - Jeff

by ellodad January 26, 2021

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Peyton Sexton

Loves men, he loves men and wants to mingle with other guys

Peyton Sexton and his dog

by ur ur ur ur November 7, 2021

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thenone.sitore

Your favourite IG shop that force feeds you good sh*t like your mum forcing you to eat that broccoli

(cuz mama always knows best and so is thenone.sitore)

“Oh where you get that IG shop quality but good looking piece of junk from?”
“@thenone.sitore go search it you good looking human”

by thenone.sitore November 22, 2021

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Durham Sixth Form Centre

James Allen’s Homeland and popular educational facility. This facility offers best in class lessons from the visual arts centre, goth central. Or the constant PDW tasks to keep you engaged and happy. If this dosent tickle your fancy, why not visit Durham, the shittiest town in the north east, where the worst of the worst congregate to plot the downfall of Greggs (the bakers)

Have you seen them goths at Durham sixth form centre?

by DSFC Fan November 23, 2021

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