Secret Jesus

Same concept used with Secret Santa during Christmas where everyone draws a name out of a hat and gifts the other person. Secret Jesus is used when participating with a Christian family primarily because Santa is believed to be of the devil and the gift exchange happens on New Year because Christmas Day is reserved for Jesus.

Person 1: "Hey, are you doing Secret Santa with your family this year?"

Person 2: "Nah, my family are fanatical Christians. It's more like a Secret Jesus gift exchange.

by scorpiotail December 29, 2010

secret nudist

Someone who likes to be nude, but not around other people. He/She often takes off their clothes when they are alone at their house and not expecting anyone.

When his parents aren't home, Jim takes off his clothes being a secret nudist.

by Ninja_boi October 20, 2010

Scerf

The Star Lake, New York term for a skank!

Omg she is such a Scerf. She is so Scerfy!

(skanky)

by Nicole Gooder November 18, 2011

secret spice bag

An Asian dish consisting of 'salt n pepper' chicken and chips with the the option of curry sauce as a side

Secret spice bag made by Asian men living in the heart of crumlin

by Your owl one November 3, 2013

scert

The process of being suddenly frightened, or someone who is easily scared. It's mostly a slang word used by "country folk"

Bob: BOO!!!!!!
Betty: DAMNIT, Bob you scert me so bad I almost shit myself!

by White Wolf-6800 June 2, 2016

secker

Someone who sleeps with an entire army barracks.

Just seckered the Chelsea barracks.

by UnrulyGrandma May 25, 2016

Scerb

Someone who rooks others and is extremely unreliable especially in regards to going fishing.

Blames others for stealing. Destroyer of friendships.

Does not provide a midnight lunch at wedding at which guests paid thousands to attend.

Faggy.

Can't believed I was rooked into attending that dudes wedding. Groom was such a scerb.

by Jojo horny October 1, 2016