The Slippery Shrek

Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.

That legend Joe did the slippery shrek the other day and apparently he wants to try it with friends

by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022

slippery ham

When you try to poop in the toilet but miss

I was going to the bathroom, boy was it a slippery ham

by Cotlno January 4, 2019

Slippery Marvin

When you take a shit inside someones mouth and then tape/glue/stitch it closed so they cant open their mouth

1: "Open wide"
2: "Why?"
1: "Because I'm gonna give you a slippery marvin"
2: "😳"

by Martin999 January 3, 2021

slippery bug

The female nether regions.

"...and he wants to stick it in the slippery bug" --Marshal Sodomy

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Slippery Slop

Sucking penis without closing your mouth all the way allowing saliva to flow out.

The bed was soaked after that slippery slop last night.

by Bigd1ck November 7, 2020

Slippery bean

When you lube a Latino/Latinas ass so much you can't grab it.

Hey man I noticed you out in laying down those bricks. Wanna come inside later and have a slippery bean?

by NooseMoose April 18, 2018

slippery turd

Handling something that is both bad/unwanted and difficult

Even though no one apart from the client wants thinks it's a good idea to implement this, Dave will be handling that slippery turd.

by irapidcrackpot March 4, 2024