A 'buy it now' eBay listing that is designed to fuck someone as the price is based on a previously shilled auction.
"Dude, that previous comp was a fake sale, you paid way too much for that card. You got shildo'd bro"
by Mourinho13 October 10, 2021
Get the Shildo mug.A very quiet person yet fills the space with vibrancy(somehow). Doesn't like to socialize a lot but always sticks close to her friends. When people think of wanting to be the ideal popular girl, they think of sheldern.
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Sheldaine has the best personality.
by Onxy7 November 22, 2021
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Get the sheldeen mug.A Sheldon is someone who comes across as cold, distant and mean (will 100% make jokes that come across as inconsiderate and rude). Don't be fooled though - a Sheldon is most likely super warm, sweet, kind and caring. Find yourself a Sheldon. They're ruthless but beneath the cactus exterior, they're just cute mush.
John: Did you see that asshole over there?
Lizzy: Oh that's Sheldon, don't let his rbf fool you, he's actually really nice.
John: He's a bit cute too.
Lizzy: Oh that's Sheldon, don't let his rbf fool you, he's actually really nice.
John: He's a bit cute too.
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Joe: "Did you hear what Aiden was texting in the group chat last night?"
Nick: "Oh you mean when he was describing how he was turtle-necking his shit back and forth."
Joe: "Yeah.. he called it a shildo and that it made him feel good.."
Nick: "Oh you mean when he was describing how he was turtle-necking his shit back and forth."
Joe: "Yeah.. he called it a shildo and that it made him feel good.."
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