the vajalien probe

The Vajalien Probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral sex to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner's vulva. The final result gives an appearance that they are being facefucked by a monster from Alien.

Man, I am never giving Stephanie head again: she gave me The Vajalien Probe last night. I thought I was gonna puke out a Xenomorph.

by toddbuster December 16, 2015

Two Call Process

Two Call Process is where an escort uses two phones calls from you to verify you're legit. The first will take you to a a neutral spot such as a gas station or a fast food parking lot (This usually puts you within 3 blocks or 3 minutes of the place, the "3x3 Rule" ). Once you get there, she will have you call again to get the address.

Yes, i use a standard two call process. Go to the gas station on the corner of MLK and Getiton. Call me when you get there, and I'll give you my address.

by Ass NonyMouse March 15, 2016

certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016

prudent pre-shower protective procedures

Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.

These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

paradox-as-a-process

The phenology of the process as a self-state (metastatic).

Paradox-as-a-process implies that turbulence is a self-paradox. It is derived from Heidegger's phenon of self-caring.

Underpins the phenology of supermodernism.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 9, 2019

right to dew process

A law dat states dat during periods of water-rationing, you may still perform moisture-related preparation/manufacturing in da wee hours of da morning, provided dat you only use naturally-occurring condensation on cooled outdoor objects.

"Right to dew process" could also refer to legislation dat permits you to imbibe cloyingly-sweet soda from a green plastic bottle while performing preparation/manufacturing-related tasks.

by QuacksO March 4, 2021

Bozo In The Process

koffin thought he had secured the dub

koffin thought he had secured the dub whole time he was a Bozo In The Process

by lul mio November 4, 2021