Are you playing AltF4?

This phrase is commonly used to respond to someone discussing their personal issues when you have no actual substantial response or advice to give.

Guy 1: "Thing haven't been going so well with the wife ever since I found out she was cheating."

Guy 2: "Are you playing AltF4?"

by eggy3636 July 11, 2023

Playing Cards

Making out in a tent.

My friends caught me playing cards.

by milliebeanz April 26, 2011

playing xbox

What you tell your parents or guardians you were doing in your room with your significant other, rather than telling them you were having sex in their house.

Parent: Hey kids, what are you doing up there in the dark?

Kids: Just playing xbox mom.

Parent: Who's winning?

Kids: It's a dead heat

by biggiesmalls.29 July 14, 2010

Playing the Sims

When your significant other is out with the baby, and you have time to masturbate.

I was playing the sims when my mom walked in on me.

by OniSan34655 October 26, 2011

Playing with hair

Shows control over a person or shows that you like someone .

She was playing with hair while I rested on her chest

by LARGEGAY June 22, 2018

Playing Twister

Having sex on top of a twister mat.

Madison and I love playing twister.

by Hijuhhejjsbfjf January 27, 2021

plapping

the sound of the person on tops balls hitting the other during sex. usually used in a gay context

ignatz loves the sound of raphaels balls plapping on his thighs

by ignatzvicwhore April 14, 2021