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Team Piss

An act in which multiple male drinkers go outside to urinate at the same time. It must be done outside, preferably on a straight stretch of bush so nobody takes an unintentional gander.

It is common courtesy to yell "TEAM PISS" before you need to urinate. Nobody is to be excluded from a Team Piss, so you must yell loud enough to inform all present drinkers. Whoever else needs to urinate is obliged to stand up and join you in yelling "TEAM PISS", until all drinkers are aware. If nobody responds, you are free to piss by yourself outside or use indoor facilities.
Male Drinker #1: TEAM PISS!!!
Male Drinker #2: Thank god, I've been holding it in. TEAM PISS!!!
by TrickticklerD September 13, 2009
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Butts Twelve By Pies

A short, short play by Homsar. There will be tree hugging.
A pamphlet for butts twelve by pies appears in a strong bad email.
by Roiland June 2, 2004
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shit and piss and cum

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"I am so scared I have reached a perfect state of shit and piss and cum"-shit piss cum man
by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020
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Sex Piss

An unexpected, sloppy way in which an individual male will urinate the morning following a night of intercourse. The male ejaculate left to dry in the penis offsets the flow of urine causing a terrible misdirected aim.
John woke up with a hangover, went to take a leak and sex pissed all over the shower curtain.
by Adam A September 15, 2003
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Piss in her ass

The act of urinating in the buttox of a female.
by Slash September 16, 2003
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pissah

A Boston/ Eastern New England slang term denoting something of merit.
That bike is frikkin' pissah.
by MickeyV April 23, 2011
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piss sink

The skillful art of sinking a turd which is floating in the crapper. Generally, heavy beer drinkers have been known to excel in this craft. This is due to their massive urine flow which greatly contributes to the destruction of the Stinkable Molly Brown. Not all heavy beer drinkers can master this fine art, as ninety-eight percent of heavy beer drinkers cannot maintain the concentration needed to effectively aim.
Being able to drink un-humanly amounts of lager, pilsner and stout, Arneson was internationally know for his ability to piss sink the biggest Stinkable Molly Brown.

I can think of only one time that he couldn't piss sink a turd. But then again, it was a Jungle Green which resembled a lilly pad and not a Stinkable Molly Brown.
by NCKnobster April 13, 2011
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