Dr. Phil 

What you call someone when they give you a rant about how to live your life.

Michael: *rants about life*
Me: Thanks, Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil: I want you to *insert something stupid here*
Me: *throws axe at TV*

Dr. Phil by Bayou Bob March 23, 2005

Big Phil 

A dude named Phil with a big ass dick, usually you need to get through a sea of whores to even get a glimpse of his girthy lovestick

Guy 1: yo at the party last night I almost saw Big Phil

Guy 2: no way, how many women were there?

Big Phil: about eleventy-one

Big Phil by Big Phil October 3, 2018

dan and phil games 

rip, you will be missed

*man comes out of a year long coma*: i ant wait to watch the new dan and phil games video!
doctor: yea, about that...

dan and phil games by dannie_slice October 9, 2019

Dr. Phil and chill 

A basic internet meme. I know, people are weird!

“Dr. Phil and chill?” “What about just Netflix?”

Dr. Phil and chill by Falken— June 2, 2018

Dr. Phil 

a mix between a porn star with a hot mustache and a doctor who suffers from depression but won't show it on T.V. Has a 100% Chance at stealing your girl and pleasuring her better than you ever did.

I really hope Dr. Phil doesn't come to the party. If he does he will stick his enormous penis in all the pretty girls and won't save any for the rest of us

Dr. Phil by billy baby 333 March 13, 2020

Funtime Phil 

Generic name given to a man who enjoys "funtime" with other homosexual men.

You been visiting that glory hole again? You're such a Funtime Phil

Funtime Phil by miggimoo November 28, 2010

Doctor Phil 

Some redneck slut from America who thinks he can solve marriages and shit but really he just loves the Arizona Asshole! Makes a great prank call soundboard though:)

Doctor Phil howz it going?
Your blue eyed and bushy tailed!
CATHY, I wanted you to start living as a gay women!

Doctor Phil by sammy April 28, 2003