At a party, it's the drunk guy who chooses to lie on the couch and pass out instead of continuing to get drunk and fraternize with the other partygoers... and it's not even eleven o clock!
by jackazz712 June 23, 2010

Jared: "Are you gonna go out to the bar today and watch the game?"
Chris: "No way. I got drunk as shit last night. I think I'm gonna just sit here and couch it out."
Chris: "No way. I got drunk as shit last night. I think I'm gonna just sit here and couch it out."
by H8TECH December 23, 2009

A phrase used to instigate grade bonding. it inspires love and unity. And sometimes results in lewd behavior.
by kraushaus October 20, 2011

The term used for an old couch that one has attached wheels to and uses for transportation and/or racing.
couch machine's are not common, however the few groups of people producing them are extremely compettitive and are very serious about the "sport"
couch machine's are not common, however the few groups of people producing them are extremely compettitive and are very serious about the "sport"
Guy1: Hey man guess what me an rob are doing this weekend.
Guy2: what?
Guy1: Meeting Jusitn and Cody at the hill with the couch machine we built yesterday...gonna be sickk
Guy2: what?
Guy1: Meeting Jusitn and Cody at the hill with the couch machine we built yesterday...gonna be sickk
by it-was-our-idea-first October 20, 2009

Someone who practically lives on the couch, mainly for the purpose of watching television, and whose only real movement is the Couch Cobra Strike.
by Miss_Hilary June 5, 2007

As in "to hit the couch", to be banished to the couch due to a lapse of memory or otherwise infuriating action that annoys one's partner.
by Smiley7o9 March 26, 2010

by hahaFtwnow September 11, 2009
