Messi

Best known as Satan's mistress.

Obsessed with turtles and making fake MySpace profiles. She puts the word bitch to shame. She has two friends, one being her younger sister that resembles a lizard. And the other being a fat beast.

She likes to call people "skanky hoes" and watch Finding Nemo.

Guy 1: Today I met this really disgusting girl.
Guy 2: Let me guess, her name was Messi.

by idhatetobeyou February 3, 2010

Messikan

n. Feminine hygiene product; sanitary napkin, Mexican Band-Aid.

Ladies, please refrain from flushing your Messikans in public restrooms.

by Neisson November 9, 2010

Messacre

A self-inflicted massacre.

'Ufffffffffffffff. What a messacre.

by thebrownestman April 19, 2013

messify

to insult someone by referring to their rivals on the pitch by chanting the rival's name.

Cristiano Ronaldo is the most messified football player. Fans messify him. In most pitches he goes to fans chant''Messi, Messi, Messi.''

by Cracker22Jack February 5, 2014

messtie

Your best friend who's also a big mess

Today is my messtie's birthday

by mmikeemike September 18, 2017

messi

v. To befuddle an opponent in sports or business.

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We are untouchable this year! We are gonna totally messi you up come playoff time.

Sorry? You know you’re the Maple Leafs? Right?

by gnostic3 March 15, 2019

Messages

It worries me this kind of thing
How you hope to live alone
And occupy your waking hours
We're taking sides again
I just wept I couldn't understand
Why you started this again
Every day you send me more
What makes it worse is this plan of yours
To ensure I don't forget
I'd write and tell you that I've burnt them all
But you never send me your address
And I've kept them anyway
So don't ask me if I think it's true
That communication can bring hope to those
Who have gone their separate ways

It hardly touched me when it should have then
And memories are uncertain friends
When recalled by messages
Coded messages always hurt
Letters
Messages poision

by Death Menace April 30, 2023