Jared Glick

Most sexy kid ever like bro how, everyone loves him he a goat to

I love Jared Glick

by The stinky rat January 11, 2024

Jared V

The greatest looking light skin on the planet.....

Emily have you have heard of this fine ass light skin named Jared V?

by Jboyxreal October 12, 2019

Mayonnaise jaring

The act of nutting in one’s butt then shoving a butt plug in the hole.

Person: Hey did you know George is well known for mayonnaise jaring?

Other Person: Really! I better go ask if he’s taking appointments!

by chumpaIumpa March 21, 2022

Jared Absher

Jared Absher is a person with a small dick and likes jerking off to feet pics.

Look at that Jared Absher being a total homo!

by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszx July 13, 2022

Jared Triolo

One of the best baseball players to play the game.

Jared Triolo currently plays for the Pittsburgh Pirates and is on his way to being a star in the Major Leagues.

"Jared Triolo hits piss-missiles"

by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023

Jared

Jared is usually kinda dumb and is gay or bisexual and special ed

Jared is not smart at all

by Big lil j May 11, 2019

Jared

1. Jared is quite simply a simp.

2. Someone who desperately tries to get women to have sex with them.

Wow man you’re being such a Jared right now

by Absolute_Chad March 22, 2020