Human Tumbleweed

When two gay men are trying to fuck each other in a way that both guys are rolling around together, desperately trying to get on top.

John- So, you wanna fuck me?
Billy- It's my turn to get some ass.
John- Not this time, dude!
John and Billy- (rolls around the floor)
Me- SHIT! It's the human tumbleweed!

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 24, 2018

Human Aquarium

1. Pockets of Americans unwittingly engaging in absurd behavior without sense of irony.

2. Small American cities whose occupants’ normal manner of living is unknowingly considered absurd and ridiculous by the rest of society.

3. A collection of people all of whom can name more than 3 NASCAR drivers.

When attending Wrestlemania, I looked around and realized that I was surrounded by the entire spectrum of human life: alcoholics, the poor, the wealthy, tattoo-covered NASCAR fans, fans of competitive eating, pedophiles, and the barely-educated. The variety of specimens was unparalleled. I was in the Galapagos of human aquariums.

by spokdayt March 29, 2009

Human Porridge

The amalgamation of saved toenail clipping, fingernail clippings, and sperm, also known as milk and rice.

"Now he is a weird one, but I know for sure Max WILL NEVER eat Human porridge.

by Config December 28, 2019

Human herpes

1) A person who appears in your life; mainly dormant, but when they appear, they are annoying as fuck

2) Simply put, a pussy ass bitch who won't shut the fuck up

Friend 1: Fuck, Sheila is in my English class! I haven't seen her since sophomore year!
Friend 2: Literally she is human herpes.

by carsforkids February 16, 2017

human self

A very loose and generally uncontrollable individual, often named ‘Michael’, momentarily reconnecting with one’s true internal identity and showing respect for other human beings.

Michael, can you please stop acting like a total fuck-wit and just be your ‘human self!’

by Enigme December 1, 2021

human kind

human kind is retarded

abandon all hope

by it's all poopie from here on out May 19, 2004

human race

For every person who takes a life someone will give life. 10 who destroy, 20 will rebuild. 20 who lie, 40 will tell the truth..this is what makes the world go round for every wrong done there will be someone to do it right it's balanced.

urban Dictionary to Websters Dictionary, human race to animals

by Definitionsthatdontmakesense December 15, 2008