salad fingers

I think salad fingers is great.
He's one of the best cartoon's I have seen in my life (and that is a lot).
I really have no idea why he's called salad fingers though...
But I think he's great!

"I've made you a friend hat."

"Oh bubble trumps."

by sammy April 8, 2005

chicken fingers

One of lifes most simple, yet best, pleasures.

A good show and a bucket o' chicken fingers. What could be better?

by PFFFFFT December 16, 2007

fingering

When one inserts one or more fingers into a woman's vagina making a "come here" motion on the top of her vagina.
Also makes it more plesurable while rubbing or licking the woman's clitoris.

Last night my boyfriend was fingering me while licking my clit, my legs were squirming and I couldn't help but moan.

by ~~FINGERBANG July 24, 2006

Fingering My Butthole

A phrase used to describe a lack of activity.

"Hey John, what are you up to?"
"Eh, Fingering My Butthole."

by Charles the Sound February 27, 2008

Salad Fingers

Salad fingers is a flash "cartoon" created by internet famous cartoonist, David Firth. This disturbing animated series is classified as a surreal psychological horror genre. It is based on a mutated humanoid whom is called "Salad Fingers". The series has no deffinate meening, however most likely takes place in a post-apocalyptic world, which derives from a "Great War" which most likely was somewhat of a nuclear holocaust. Salad fingers is the main charecter, and is shown in 8 short episodes. He is shown to be phsycotic and mentally ill as he enjoys the feeling of rusty object, and many strange textures, and also enjoys the feeling of pain and blood, which he calls the "red water". He suffers from psychosis, so he cannot tell the difference between real people and unliving objects. Throghout this series salad fingers meets other mutated people. Including an armless "BBQ" worker, an odd eyed child, and in episode 5 a seemingly normal un mutated girl who is the only other person to speak english in the series (which as a result drives salad finger to momentarelly go crazy). A major component to this series is the eerie music made by the Boards of Canada. It is an overall very disturbing series, and shouldnt be viewed by every one.

"I like it when the red water comes out."
"The feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic"
"Im here to enquire about your spoons."
"Marjory stewart baxter, u taste like sunshin dust."
"Rojer, i shalnt have you bellowing these frequincies at this late hour, upsetting my insides."

by ExtrordinaryCatastrophe January 10, 2010

Cadbury's Fingers

1. A delicious British confectionary comprised of a finger shaped biscuit covered in milk chocolate

2. The surprising and often alarming sexual act whereby a lady of questionable morals inserts her digit(s) into a gentlemans anus as he nears orgasm in an effort to heighten the intensity

1. John: Fucking hell, Dave! Have you eaten all my Cadbury's fingers again, you greedy bastard?
Dave: Yeah, sorry, mate. I was stoned.

2. Lady1: I say, Lady Poncemby-Smythe, your Reginald looks awfully glum today.
Lady2: Yes, Ms. Hartley-Woodford. Not to worry, I shall cheer him up with a cup of Earl Grey tea and a Cadbury's Finger.
Lady1: Oh? I never knew he liked you to stick a finger up his arse as he shoots his load.

by Big load September 2, 2008

fluffy fingers

when somebody in your gang gets all up in your face, and you tickle them and they start tickling you back and after that it is all fun. you go out and maybe get an ice cream cone.

when stanley gets all up in michaels face, darryl tells him to use fluffy fingers so he gets starts tickling stanley and stanley tickles him back. of course, the fluffy fingers technique ended up with them all going out to get an ice cream cone.

by j maxxwell May 1, 2008