Faserious

Furious Foreal and serious

Bruh' she got the mean dome I'm Faserious

I ain't lying I'm heated I'm Faserious

by JayC 147 August 20, 2018

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fapsternot

A person how chooses to not masturbate

Yo hey do you not touch yourself after hours?
Nah why would I I’d rather be a fapsternot till I find someone right!

by 115factsbless September 9, 2018

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When your mom goes "shopping" in the afternoon with the black neighbor and you know it will take a while, so you can watch anime tiddies uninterupted for hours. and masturbate vigorously being able to set the volume to a reasonable level. With so much time and dick on your hands, it mosty ends badly. one time you watch some schoolgirls smooching each other in the toilet, the other time you stare at furries sitting on horse cocks dildos with your dick completely numb and a deodorant bottle in your butt.

Man I was home alone and decided to have an impromptu naughty fapternoon. These diarrhea gurgling compilations are quite something.

by DJVoltaire November 12, 2018

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Festerday

A day before yesterday. Finally, English language has a word for that.

See also, Fomorrow.

Come on, I wasn't born festerday! (i.e. I'm a bit slow, but not too much)

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He's festerday's news. (i.e. he was yesterday's news yesterday)

by Seb Painter December 15, 2018

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fartereeno

One who has mastered the skill of farting

Phhh....baileys farted again “said Oliver” .
Oh god I can smell that too, he’s such a fartereeno “said guy”.

by Stayout February 21, 2019

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fastenation

A wonder and acute interest in nails, screws, and staples.

Every time I stroll down the nut 'n' bolt aisle in the hardware store, I hafta consciously keep my mind on my task at hand so that I don't let my fastenation with all those chrome-shiny doo-dads distract me and hold me up for half an hour.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019

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