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Elmer Smudge

At the end of sexy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. That finger is used to draw three whisker's on either side of your partner's nose. The whisker drawer then says "Looks like I caught a wabbit" seductively
It was our anniversary, so Sarah let me do an Elmer Smudge after dinner.
by OkularPatdown173 October 8, 2017
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Elmer

Word used instead of "Swedish Cunt"
by MR.C.B November 28, 2017
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Elmo

Elmo, darquise, Cedric and such names are common black names.
by El ritardo December 6, 2017
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Elmeiry

No matter how difficult a challenge is, you are capable of completing it by using your exceptionally quick wits and tremendous adaptability powers.

Which is why you are always needed! This special talent of coping with all hurdles makes you indispensable.

Socially very active you often connect with new people, which makes you well informed. With strong linguistic skills you quickly see through the fine print when concluding contracts. Your journalistic skills make you a great researcher who could possibly discover the secrets of life.
Even though you strive for big success, you are a practical and realistic person.

Meaning you also have a knack for organization and down to earth solutions. Elmeiry has a very alert mind that kind of operates like a computer(efficiently).

Being a kind person who likes to help others can sometimes slow you down when trying to accomplish your own goals.

Even if you reach your goal at the last minute you never miss a deadline. Because you always have a backup plan in your pocket.
Yeah, she's sounds like an Elmeiry .
by Anonymousliously January 11, 2018
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Elmilio

A boy who thinks he cool and a bad ass every where he goes. But in reality he has nothing or a cute boy that girls fall for and makes fun of people just so he can make him self feel better
Elmilio : your ugly
Me: how
by Bb2005 January 14, 2018
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Elmer

A elmer is someone who wants to suck a lot of dick and is always thirsty for more. Also they try to do weird shit with girls in their bedroom. They are very dumb and have most likely to date the stupidest girl in the world. A real elmer turns something simple and trys very hard to turn it into something that will never work out or will end shortly. Yet a real elmer can be cute and attractive, they are stupid and super funny. They love to laugh and joke around and make the people around them happy and force them to smile no matger how much they try not to. OVERALL ALL, REAL ELMERS ARE CUTE, FUNNY, DUMB, STUPID, SLUTS AND MOST LIKELY A BITCH!!!!
Elmer: lets go out
Girl: ok
2 weeks later:
Elmer: this isnt working out
Girl: yea i agree lets break up
Elmer: sure :)
by Doydl6o6dlhclch90 January 18, 2018
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Elmo

Slang. Another word for awkward. If you are in an awkward or weird situation or are reflecting on a past situation then you can call it ‘elmo’.
Once I walked all the way through school with toilet paper stuck to my shoe. It was so elmo.

*in an awkward situation*
Well this isn’t elmo at all.
by 3GreenTigers January 24, 2018
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