Drunk Driving

If God didn't want us to participate in drunk driving, then why did he make it so fun?

Time for some drunk driving. Oh boy, I love drunk driving.

Drunk Driving by HarBak November 13, 2022

Drunk text 

A drunk text is commonly mistaken by adults as a text sent while drunk, while it truly means to send a thoughtful, loving text to a dear friend.

It became known as a "drunk text" due to the sincerity one may have while under the influence of alcohol.

Sam sends drunk texts to his friends quite often even though he is always sober.

Drunk text by you better thank me for this June 1, 2010

drunk dance 

n. The semi-spastic body movements one makes while inebriated. This may result in the formation of bruises, embarassment, or an ill-fated epithet.

Partygoers witnessed Denise's progression from tapping her foot to the rhythym to an all-out drunk dance involving air punches and headbanging.

drunk dance by hotfrenchtoast April 30, 2005

drunk-pot 

The state of being under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.

"Dude i was so drunk-pot last night i could'nt even stand!"

drunk-pot by Chad Barrett January 16, 2008

drunk as an Indian 

When people get so drunk they will pass out anywhere much like Indians who would pass out it in ditches. Indian Drunks might also scream obnoxiously much like an Indian's war chant.

Mike got drunk as an Indian last night, screamed E-A-G-L-E-S over and over again and then passed out on the kitchen floor.

drunk as an Indian by polish July 22, 2008

Drunk MySpace 

Like the Drunk Dial except instead of using a telephone to contact an individual you use your MySpace.com account to either message, comment, picture comment, or blog about your current intoxication.

To become inebriated and then proceed to leave comments of questionable nature on your friend's MySpace page.

<Phil> Oh man! I think I drunk myspaced Lily last night, maybe I can go back and delete my comment before she reads it...
<Greg> Yeah, you might want to do that, you were pretty trashed!

Drunk MySpace by Saint Robby June 11, 2006

Drunk Planting 

when someone gets drunk and decides to place flower pots in the middle of the road waiting for cars to hit them then gets arrested and starts cussing out the police officer.

Timmy was drunk planting last night.

Drunk Planting by Sydalee July 11, 2007