In New Zealand, a Dick (Pronounced Deck by Aussies) is a hard space, that is most enjoyed outside. Being on the Dick is a great place to be, but make sure you don't fall off. Many Dicks come in many sizes and colors, and shapes. Some people preffer a Small Dick, while others love a big Dick to party on. Sometimes in the summer, a Dick can get very dry and damaged, and in the winter a Dick can get very wet. All Dicks should support at least ten people on and should be very hard. This is why looking after your Dick should be important, otherwise, nobody would want to be on your Dick.

Ohh my, he has the biggest Dick in the neighborhood.

Gotta clean my Dick before they come, look at the state of it?

Dick by Crazy Mozambician September 2, 2019

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A universal standard unit of measure for anything including time, distance, weight, currency, etc.

It will be approximately 5 to 10 dicks before I get there, but don't worry because I have the 100 dicks I owe you from the other night.

dick by yoey barns September 3, 2019

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A machine that makes babies and make mayonaise

I ate dick sauce in hamburger

Dick by Dick sucking fag September 9, 2019

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A dick? Bitch....a dick is what a male has , you stupid men can fuck girls with it, or piss with, don't be dumb looking this up, u know what it is, u just wasted minutes of your life looking this up

Dick ...just a dick...

Dick by Girly2737 September 10, 2019