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donkey naai

A donkey naai is when you use your buddy's cigarette to light your cigarette
I don't have a lighter with me , pass your smoke do I can donkey naai
by Dannysbitch February 27, 2022
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Donkey Principle

The well-established, but long forgotten, rule of law that you will honour your obligations and treat your counterparty to a deal with the level of deference and respect due to them as though they had a compromising photograph of you with a donkey.
Tim: Hey Vinnie, how'd you go getting out of that crap million dollar deal you'd struck with KK?

Vinnie: No good mate, I forgot about the Donkey Principle and I had to suck it up and pay him his loot.
by Old Word Boss April 26, 2022
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Donkey Kong Land

the ultimate virginity repellent and sex attractor
oh shit that's donkey kong land, not again
by modemcat June 14, 2022
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Donkey Ford’s

The best chipper in Ireland, maybe even the world. Located in Limerick city, it is a staple of a Limerick inhabitants diet
Person1: I’m goin’ to Donkey Ford’s, you want anything?
Person 2: get me a bag of chips and a battered sausage
by cheeseGoblin October 23, 2022
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Donkey Sanchez

When a male (ideally) is "rooting" his beloved in the anal cavity, strikes her on the back of the cranium, in order to induce clenching of the chocolate starfish... He then completes the manouvere by wiping the anal residue on her upper lip... He then tells his mates and earns brownie points....
Oh my god, Ive just had a Donkey Sanchez
by Wrong Midget October 18, 2008
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donkey style

A sexual act wherein the adult male places luggage on the adult female's back before mounting her doggy style.
Ryan: "Hey Rico, have you seen my Sampsonite suitcase?"
Rico: "Oh yeah, I put it on my wife last night."
Ryan: "Nice! Donkey Style!"
Rico: "Yeah, Zazzy let's me do whatever I want on Friday nights."
Ryan: "TGIF, my man!"
Rico: "Desaint!" (See urban dictionary definition for "desaint")
by ryan doolittle September 27, 2007
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Donkey Punch

Verb. Noun.
Whilst participating in either vaginal or anal ‘doggy style’ intercourse, during the instant before the male ejaculates, the penis is inserted (or kept) in the female's anus, at which point he delivers a swift punch to the back of the female’s cranium. This results in the simultaneous contraction of the anal sphincter and various other muscles in the female, thus producing a tremendous sensation for the male. However, for the technique to render successful, the receiving party must be knocked utterly unconscious.
“I was banging this one night and I donkey punched the bitch so hard she passed out!”
“What happened after that?”
“I fell asleep. What else?”
“Hear hear! Bravo!”
by Shane and Ryan September 25, 2005
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