Monster crap

When somone takes the most humongous shit in a public toilet and there is no paper on top so you know they didn't wipe

Fuck, somone took the biggest Monster crap in the school toilet.

by Cooncheese May 14, 2017

Holy crap

God’s poop.

Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.

Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021

A piece of crap

A adjective to describe something very bad or crap

That milkshake is a piece of crap

by Bruhumcoolsicko May 29, 2021

crap course

Any course offered in an institution of higher learning of dubious value and marginal difficulty. Applicable to most "Adult Ed" courses in community colleges as well as those frequented by serious jocks. Such courses are usually determined by content, but may occasionally be determined by professor; especially if professor gives "B" to individuals who have expired before the final exam.

Basketweaving is a crap course. Advanced Quantum Field Theory is not a crap course.

by chiggley December 2, 2004

crap sick

A horrendous physical condition which is felt within minutes of waking up in the morning and usually lasts the rest of the day. The unlucky victim feels as if bile is coursing through their veins and feces has permeated every tissue of their body, rendering said victim into a helpless, bloated, and near-delusional shadow of their normal self.
Usually triggered by eating mass quantities of junk food immediately before going to bed.

Ughhh...I shouldn't have drank that two-liter of Mt. Dew and eaten that bag of Doritos before bed...I got the crap sick.

by TV's Dr. Phil January 23, 2008

crap me up

to make laugh, to amuze; similar to "crack me up"

Lol, you're so funny you crap me up!

by scrapplemcscrapple June 16, 2008

Capri-Sunning

The act of putting a custom "KRAZY Straw" into someones anus in order to suck out the contents. (Krazy Straws are custom plastic straw with a persons' name. Preferably the person having their ass capri-sunned).

"Cheyenne will never go near that ass, but get her drunk enough and she might be down for a capri-sunning"

by FunnyBunny98701 March 24, 2019