Monster crap

When somone takes the most humongous shit in a public toilet and there is no paper on top so you know they didn't wipe

Fuck, somone took the biggest Monster crap in the school toilet.

by Cooncheese May 14, 2017

Kinder Surprise

When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.

Help me god, I've just witnessed the worst Kinder surprise of all time.

by Cooncheese May 14, 2017

Craptrap

when you are charging your laptop and the teacher almost trips over your charging cable.

Thats a CRAPTRAP!

by Cooncheese May 15, 2017

Godzilla concussion

When the big asian kid tries to do something but falls and smashes his head, shaking the entire classroom.

Man, did you see Hubert just pulled the biggest Godzilla concussion

by Cooncheese May 15, 2017

Tris

A typical indian name. a useless man who excells at nothing in life. He is a snitch, cannot take social cues and becomes very awarked very fast. He is unintelligent, and is incapable of making funny jokes. He cannot spell and is difficult to deal with and is extremly socially awarked and will easily create an uncomfterble situation. He is chronically obese and bears a physical resemblance to the fictisious starwars character "jabba the hut". He is useless at sport and is a lardass.
Fails to participate in group activities but froths at the mouth when he hears his tribal indian music.

FOATH, i just saw Triss in his full glory. Quick you better wash your eyes out with acid
Mate, i just saw Tris and mistook him for a sack of garbage

by Cooncheese May 16, 2017