champerv

Short for CHAMPERVERT-
Fruity alcoholic drink consisting of mixing Champagne + fruit Sherbert
(mango for ex) preferably in a blender and serving cold.

I feel like celebrating!
Lets drink Champerv!!

by GDQuilichin!&TitiQuili2015 October 15, 2015

camper's hours

Going to bed early, and waking up early – like when you're camping, and sleep sunset to sunrise.

Man, I slept camper's hours last night; I was in bed by 9:00 and up at 5:00!

by sequoiafog May 14, 2016

Crappertunity

When things are going wrong (it's total crap) there may just be some opportunity in there to do something good.

I lost my job and that sucks. But it's a total crappertunity. Because now I don't have to ask for vacation time to go home for Thanksgiving.

by whatworkscoach April 14, 2017

cromper

Crop Top Romper

Damn, look at that girl's cromper, literally so adorbs.

by Brilliant Scatter Brain July 12, 2017

Crapper Jackin'

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.

"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"

by the super bukkake July 16, 2017

Crapper

Bad or crappy rapper who is no good. Crap rapper-crapper.

Man homie that new crapper sucks, he's got no skills. Wow this dude a crapper.

by TheonlyBC April 21, 2018

crapperson

A person who majorly sucks

your such a crapperson

by Hunter The Pegasus February 19, 2018