Assbscess

A variation on the word "abscess." An abscess is a tender, inflamed mass-like collection of pus in the tissues of the body in response to infection. An assbscess is a collection of pus in the soft tissues of the gluteal region or posterior pelvis. It can be associated with the rectum, anus, gluteal muscles, skin, and/or soft tissues of the buttocks. It is posterior to the bladder and prostate gland in males and vagina in females. It does not involve the legs, and does not involve the genetalia.

A very tender infected mass in the buttocks near the anus would be an example of an assbscess.

by DreMD May 14, 2011

Assisted Bounce

Sexual term referring to a position where the man lies on his back and the woman is on top. Unlike usual circumstances where the woman manipulates the penis with her own thrust and motion, the man grabs her by the hips and using them as handles to assist her in achieving a full motion and often lifting her up and down on his penis higher than she would by simply grinding on it. This helps the woman in the sense that she will fatigue less after a rigorous session of riding astride the man and will enable her to be pleasured even if she is feeling depleted for intermittent periods or transitional periods between shifting positions.

After some serious froggy style action, she begged me for the assisted bounce due to her quads feeling life they were on fire.

by JayBayce911 January 17, 2012

Assasian

An Asian bitch who's ass is as fat as a centaur.

"Dammmmm girl I'm likening that Assasian!"

by Tittyspanker47 January 22, 2017

Assassination coordinates

Your basic location. A meme unintentionally ceated by Elon Musk who began bannng people he claimed were tweeting his "assassination coordinates."

"Where you at man, lets meet up. Send me your assassination coordinates."

by anonymous December 15, 2022

Booger Assassin

A transformation from civilian to hitman via the booger sugar express. Comparable to Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde but can be volatile and should be approched with extereme caution during covert operations.

Watch out for chucky, he's in 'Booger Assassin' mode and has been known to shoot motherfuckers for less than that.

by Will Laycock June 1, 2011

Anal Assasin

A man who murders ass by stabbing. The attack will happen from behind with the recipient unaware their anus is about to be assasinated.

Sorry about your mom, I heard she fell victim to an anal assasin.

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

MMR ASSASSIN

A player, who, on your team, appears to be lost, runs around staring at the floor, plays like a chicken with their head cut off, proceeds to go 4 and 15, but, flip it around. The MMR ASSASSIN, when they play against you, it looks the the rebirth of s1mple. Their perfect crosshair positioning, you're getting instantly one-tapped from across the map, and just the perfect prediction as to where you are going. That, is the MMR ASSASSIN

Hiko, while playing in the 100 Thieves tournament, was an MMR ASSASSIN.

by kegyrawr January 26, 2021