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Coffee Monkey

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.
The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.
by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019
mugGet the Coffee Monkeymug.

Rust monkey

Noun a term that discribes one of robotic decent
All these rust monkeys are taking our jobs
by Pnkjamys September 7, 2025
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Rank monkey

Stinky blud basically just what i call people
by forrealongod May 21, 2023
mugGet the Rank monkeymug.

monkey liar

To lie in order to cause a distraction.
Various species of monkeys (and apes) act as if a predator is close by, sounding the alarm, in order to distract others allowing the pretender to steal food away from their peers; hence the thief is a "monkey liar".
by leckyburnet July 13, 2013
mugGet the monkey liarmug.

Monkey

A cigarette. Derived from monkey fuck.
heyo man wanna hit this monkey
by Not Your Pseudonym August 17, 2022
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Monkey Brain

When you act on primal instincts and drives, such as a desire to mate, eat or procure shelter. Is in opposition of acting rationally.
Alec: Bro you know she isn't into you why are still trying to get laid?
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.
by drmaurice February 1, 2024
mugGet the Monkey Brainmug.

Molasses Monkey

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.
Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yet slower than molasses, monkey!
by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024
mugGet the Molasses Monkeymug.

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