drmaurice's definitions

Monkey Brain

When you act on primal instincts and drives, such as a desire to mate, eat or procure shelter. Is in opposition of acting rationally.

Alec: Bro you know she isn't into you why are still trying to get laid?
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.

by drmaurice February 1, 2024

Staputz

Fauxtalian word for the expression “the fuck is this guy”

Marco: does anyone know that guy ?
Vince: that staputz? No clue

by drmaurice April 7, 2023

Carrot Soup

A ginger person's genital area.

I would like to dive into Alessia's carrot soup!

by drmaurice May 1, 2022