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12 bar bluesorama

1. A skilful piece of music made up on the spot, though sounds perfectly practiced and smooth.

2. Anything that passes as good enough, eg an excuse that is made up on the spot, yet seems viable
Luke: Hey Murph have you got an excuse for being out so late?? Won't your parents be pissed??

Murph: Nah, i'll just do a 12 bar bluesorama.
12 bar bluesorama by SummerOnions October 3, 2008
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Bluesilingus 

A sultry mix of blues and jazz....making love to the music.
I hear there's a hot band playing some Bluesilingus downtown.
Bluesilingus by bandanabro November 25, 2009

Blueberry Knightmare

The strongest fucking weed on the face of the planet, its famously strong. Just by inhaling second hand smoke it will knock you out.
The strain was invented by a botanist from Harvard named Gustavo Esparza in the late 80's, he died on march 26, 1995. The evil strain of weed lives on, although there are many imitators out there who just steal the name. You will know when you get the real Blueberry Knightmare
RAUL:Yo! yesterday the party was poppen at 2 a.m. the Dj was Cuttin up Tracks, The Music was Bumpin, people were dancing and grinding on each other, but then this gangster fool named "Casual" walked in smoking on a fat spliff of the infamous BLUEBERRY KNIGHTMARE...
the second hand smoke put everyone to sleep, everybody was on cloud 9

Cuban Pete: wasnt "Casual" the only one smoking it??? i dont know how he could even handle it!!!

Raul: I bet he has a higher tolerance to weed then snoop dogg

Cuban Pete: "Casual" is my hero and role model

Raul: hahaha everyone else in the party got knocked out just by the after smoke

Cuban Pete: God bless Gustavo Esparza the inventor!!!

Bluebook Bob 

A person who is very difficult to work with. One who is demanding and unreasonable, quick to place blame without first researching the facts. A person who does not care about the feelings of others or of the consequences their words and actions have on others. They find it easier to blame someone than to find out the root cause of the problem or ever admit they may be at fault. Their behavior may be attributed to the lack of oxygen to their brain from the constricting outdated mom jeans that they tend to wear.
It would be better to bang your head on a wall over and over again than to hold a conversation with Bluebook Bob.
Bluebook Bob by Tired of Bob March 5, 2012

Bluebottling 

When a girl is tossing you off and your about to finish and she stops
Yo girl why you stop for,you bluebottling me?, now I'm going to have to finish my self off (walks into bathroom)
Bluebottling by Shakespeare95 April 30, 2015

Blueberry foot steps 

When blueberries come to your house at night and attack you. The only way to get rid of them is to call 911 and put them on trail and get them executed in electric chair.
Blueberry foot steps were at my house at 2:48 AM last night.

Blues Motherland 

The phrase "Blues Motherland" is the informal Blues name for the State of Mississippi especially to Mississippians such as the greatest blues legend ever lived, the late and great B.B. King, legendary King of the Blues and native Mississippian;
B.B. King said “"If you had to pick one single spot as the birthplace of the blues, you might say it all started right here," while standing in front of the Dockery seed house in the 1970s Mississippi Public Television documentary, “Good Morning Blues.”

Other informal Blues names for Mississippi is Birthplace of the Blues, Home of the Blues, Delta Blues Motherland, Birthplace of the Delta Blues, Home of the Delta Blues
Oh, Blues Motherland, those who aren’t from you just don’t understand
The facts about demons you struggle with and your mystic grand.
Oh, Blues Motherland, those who aren’t from you just don’t understand
The inner richness of your people and the outer richness of your land.
Blues Motherland by spen53 June 25, 2016