Junior Penis

The act of getting your balls licked by underclassmen. Used when you walk down a hallway and your friend gets repeated compliments from freshmen.

'Heather, do you smell that?'
'Yeah, Kevin I do.'
'Ah, Junior Penis!'

by KHC April 27, 2010

Baboon Penis

When a dude's penis looks bright red on the head like a baboons buttocks.

Sally: "OMG last night I gave Roby head for the first time, ROBY has a baboon penis!"

Mary: "NO WAY!?"

by sex educator November 16, 2011

corvette penis

An especially small penis, often leading to overcompensation by sportscar.

Her: who are you going to satisfy with that tiny thing?
Him: Me, bitch, now lie down!

Sheila really regretted dating a guy with a corvette penis

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 26, 2013

inverted penis syndrome (IPS)

When a man's dick is so small it is actually an indentation with a hole.

Man I saw Jordan taking a piss this afternoon, and it looks like he's got inverted penis syndrome (IPS) again.

by Dr. Egg Bomb May 2, 2014

Cyclops Penis

A mans scrotum of which only contains a penis and one testicle

Look at that mans cyclops penis!

by WetSpider69 June 11, 2019

Double Fisted Penis Pull

The act of masturbating with two hands on the shaft.

John could have been in the Olympics he was a pro at the Double Fisted Penis Pull.

by ToddWinkelmier February 1, 2010

Ziyad's Penis

A peculiar, odd-looking french fry that will eventually invade the face of the Earth with its extraordinary sodium chloridian abilities to attract and kill humans and other species on Earth.

John: oh no, Aliens have arrived and are going to take over the world!
Me: are you sure that's not just Ziyad's Penis?
John: speaking of that, something smells real-l-lly gooood!!

by fitmerightin1234 November 20, 2019