small penis 

The neighbour who bought the apartment above you to a MUCH cheaper price than yours. The work-buddy who bought your looser stocks at the right price and sold when they where all-time-high. The guy who have more than two women around him during a party despite his total abscense of humour and the boring fact that he was born rich and handsome.

I bought this Porsche Speedster -59 for $300.

small penis by Peppe E May 22, 2003

Rogue Penis 

the penis belonging to a man who has had an affair.

John Edwards has a rogue penis!

Rogue Penis by Annii October 4, 2008

Junior Penis

The act of getting your balls licked by underclassmen. Used when you walk down a hallway and your friend gets repeated compliments from freshmen.

'Heather, do you smell that?'
'Yeah, Kevin I do.'
'Ah, Junior Penis!'

Junior Penis by KHC April 27, 2010

Baboon Penis

When a dude's penis looks bright red on the head like a baboons buttocks.

Sally: "OMG last night I gave Roby head for the first time, ROBY has a baboon penis!"

Mary: "NO WAY!?"

Baboon Penis by sex educator November 16, 2011

corvette penis 

An especially small penis, often leading to overcompensation by sportscar.

Her: who are you going to satisfy with that tiny thing?
Him: Me, bitch, now lie down!

Sheila really regretted dating a guy with a corvette penis

corvette penis by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 26, 2013

inverted penis syndrome (IPS) 

When a man's dick is so small it is actually an indentation with a hole.

Man I saw Jordan taking a piss this afternoon, and it looks like he's got inverted penis syndrome (IPS) again.

inverted penis syndrome (IPS) by Dr. Egg Bomb May 2, 2014

Cyclops Penis 

A mans scrotum of which only contains a penis and one testicle

Look at that mans cyclops penis!

Cyclops Penis by WetSpider69 June 11, 2019