small penis

Tiny little thing that your brother has or your b/f

You: Geez, you wanna put that thing in me?
Your b/f: Why not?
You: Fuck, that couldn't make a rat orgasm

by vicki May 27, 2003

pretty penis

Any penis that is over 10 inches, very thick, bold viens, the tip is 2 times thicker then the shaft, and or looks like an arrow.

the way it moves looks like a pretty penis

by Edger II June 1, 2006

jean penis

when you sit down and are wearing jeans your zipper thing will stick out. this is called a jean penis. or jean peen.

person 1: don't wear those, they give you a major jean penis when you sit.

by i[dont]loveyou. January 18, 2008

Christmas Tree Penis

A quote from the Youtube series 'The Missadventures of MarVex' by Spoony-Chan and Arxaith.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.

Marluxia(Spoony): You have a christmas tree penis!

Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!

Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!

by Lumaria December 1, 2009

Keenile Penis Predictor

Predicting the size, shape and cheese content of a persons penis

Im a Keenile Penis Predictor and i bet that bloke over there has a really short and fat penis with cheese dripping off the end

by Emily January 26, 2006

small penis

The neighbour who bought the apartment above you to a MUCH cheaper price than yours. The work-buddy who bought your looser stocks at the right price and sold when they where all-time-high. The guy who have more than two women around him during a party despite his total abscense of humour and the boring fact that he was born rich and handsome.

I bought this Porsche Speedster -59 for $300.

by Peppe E May 22, 2003

Rogue Penis

the penis belonging to a man who has had an affair.

John Edwards has a rogue penis!

by Annii October 4, 2008