noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/
A sacred and
hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically
triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust
relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.
• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe…
and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real
I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote
and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”