step wide

the act of taking extreme measures to avoid somone when you see trouble in the future if you run into them.

girl #1 i almost ran into my ex the other day.

girl #2 oh hell no, you need to step wide around that mess.

by futureagogo November 16, 2009

double-wide queen

A trailer park ho who likes to bang refinery workers, rodeo circuit riders and other ignorant redneck types (including family members).

Her step-daddy is on his long change between shifts, so they're locked up for at least two days playing double-wide queen.

by Walter Gonzo April 28, 2012

Nickel Wide

When your urine is so built up that it opens your pee hole to the point it hurts when released.

Dude... My piss was Nickel Wide!
That's how bad I had to go.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo August 9, 2018

my anus is wide open for you

Favoritism.

Person 1: Hey! Can you lend me a helping hand?
Person 2: My anus is wide open for you..
Person 2: (making it much worse) Please come in, and take a seat.

by Legend_Warp March 10, 2016

Wanderlust

The first track off the debut album, Faded Seaside Glamour by the fantastic Southampton band - Delays

Wanderlust lyrics:
Can you
Hear that knocking in your soul
No, you don't listen
Can you hear that knocking
Overload
No, you don't listen
Never see the high beyond the low
No wonder, you lay
Twitching
Do you share the rush to be alone
Come over, we'll go missing

by jensiwoo May 28, 2009

Wide

putting your business out in the open; usually a secret, or information you wouldn't normally share. Basically calling yourself or others out.

Happens often when someone is intoxicated.

You saw Kelly and Jacob all over each other in the corner?! They are so wide right now!

Kevin: I had sooo much sex with that girl last night!
Jaquelle: Dude, you mad wide right now!

by Santia June 9, 2009

best person in the whole wide world

Car wreck

Dude, I got in a massive best person in the whole wide world!

2. You suck at the internet!

by Clam00! July 20, 2003