Weiner

A word with many uses. It is really funny to say, and can even make small children laugh.

Evan loves weiner in and around his mouth.

by catlady4evs February 18, 2009

Weiner

What little kids who are afraid to say Penis call a penis.

"Oh my gosh Timmy was playing with us and his pants fell off and he has the biggest weiner I ever saw! Except for my dad's."

by Cortana Dragoon July 25, 2008

Weinberger

A small fish native to Lake Constance in Germany

Many a Bavarian maiden fancies Weinberger.

by Leonid Tarrasenko April 4, 2003

weiner

to go up to something/someone and put your weiner on them/it and yell weiner

I'm gunna weiner you if u dont shut up.

by dushon mandick June 5, 2008

max weiner

a jack ass who thinks he is the shit

NEWS FLASH MAX...you are not

no matter how much money you pay, you will never EVER get head; and yes you WILL die a virgin

no one likes you; get over yourself and leave the touching of your dick to yourself...PLEASE

a jackass with no life and with a tiiiinyy ass dick

by 4YOURinfo April 1, 2005

weinerpaint

The excrement ejaculated from the male genitalia.
Synonym for 'semen'
Antonym for 'butt'

I slapped a hunk of weinerpaint on Sally's face.

by Tony Montana April 10, 2003

Weiner-Pop

A term used to describe when someone is acting like a childish boob.

Friend 1: Look at John the way he's walking around the bar.

Friend 2: Mo man looks like a Weiner-Pop the way he's following around those girls.

Friend 1: Yea, they're whales too. He needs to get his act together.

by Ricky Slapshot May 9, 2010