Somebody who drinks wine pretentiously in the company of others to show off their knowledge and try to make other people feel inferior.
It was really embarrassing seeing Declan complain about all the wines we drank just to get attention. What a wine wanker!
by Zed's dead baby October 15, 2011
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A wanker is some total nob head who is being a twat but wanker is the first thing that comes to mind.
by Ash1402 June 26, 2006
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Flag depicting the cross of St. George (red cross on white background) carried by loud football fans, or attached to their cars. So called because it gives the bystander a good clue as to the masturbatory proclivities of the bearer.
Mainly found in southern U.K.
Bearers of wanker flags can often be heard making noises similar to 'ING-UH-LAAND', 'TOOO NIL', and other such inanities.
Mainly found in southern U.K.
Bearers of wanker flags can often be heard making noises similar to 'ING-UH-LAAND', 'TOOO NIL', and other such inanities.
by will-h June 21, 2004
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