Two Towels

Expresses the enjoyment of some particular occurrence, item, person, etc.

The two towels are used to soak up the ejaculate of the person doing the enjoying. (This is a figurative ejaculate and not a literal one, but it works either way) 1 Towel would usually be enough, but the extreme pleasure necessitates the use of 2 towels instead of 1.

Originated from an episode of "Drawn Together."

I can't believe Iron Maiden is performing tomorrow! I am going to need two towels!

by The Count of Comics August 4, 2009

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Two ends of a cunt.

Irish slang term & insult.

Used to describe a person of ill repute, nasty, beligerent and ignorant, lacking in manners and tact.

That Connor beats his wife he is the ''Two ends of a cunt.''

by Terry O'Neill February 22, 2010

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huckleberry two-step

Eating so many berries that you get diarrhea.

Sam and I went berry picking this weekend, and we ate so many berries that we spent all of Sunday doing the huckleberry two-step, running to the toilet every 20 minutes with diarrhea.

by MaxwellX September 4, 2010

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two face bitch

When you have a best friend who you think is a wonderful person but when you're gone they talk shit on you with your ex boyfriend (or whoever else they fucking can)

the two face bitch: "WOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BEST FRIENDS FOREVER JK YOURE SUCH A LOSER WEIRDO GOD I HATE YOU"

by anon714 February 15, 2015

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