Torpedo

a small joint made by using half of a rolling paper. It's main use is to be able to get high quickly and leave no evidence.

bring a torpedo to school today so we can smoke it while we walk through the courtyard betweend 3rd and 4th period.

by madbonger October 26, 2010

Torny

When one makes stupid decisions because they are TIRED and HORNY

The only reason that girl likes me is because I lead her on when I was TORNY

by not for long March 19, 2018

Spam Torpedo

See Spam Dagger
An innuendo for the male genetalia
PENIS

They thrusted their spam torpedos into the huge gash and banged away until the warheads exploded with checmical goo

by kittenbot February 27, 2004

torpedo

a penis in the shape of a torpedo

deliquent has a torpedo cock

by josh richard January 25, 2004

Torpedo

A. Another name for a small dick piece of shit
B. A fast rocket shot from a boat

Ya CK is such a torpedo, lets kill him!

by POWTMC December 23, 2006

sloppy toppy 5000

When you're playing fortnite and you get an RPG or remote RPG and build ontop of someones base even though at the start of the gunfight you were severely disadvantaged (E.G a player down, low health, bad guns or low ground) and then you manage to kill the whole team with one shot of an RPG

Rashid- Bro did you win that gunfight?
Billy- Yeah i hit them with that sloppy toppy 5000

by Haloxx May 26, 2018

Torpedo Tits

Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most

Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits

by NeedsHIM October 13, 2015