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musical dildos

When a group of girls line suction dildos on chairs and play music. Once the music stops each girl must hop on a dildo on a chair. But with one less chair and dildo then girls every round one person is eliminated.
Hey Carly I was wondering if you want to play musical dildos with the girls tonight?

Sure sounds great!
by Danglemaster March 19, 2014
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boner music

Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".
There's always an awkward silence after the boner music stops.
by Dustybutt Jones November 28, 2010
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Tanner Music

A Tanner Music is someone who loves boots, jeans, and flannels. You may consider them HICK-like. They love mud and they love singing. They are funny and hot.
You look like you’d be a TANNER MUSIC!!
You are a TANNER MUSIC.
by LindaHarrison January 2, 2021
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Youtuber Music

Youtuber Music is a song(s) made by a youtuber with a modest following, that they gathered by making videos not about music. Their channel could be based around any topic, like gaming, animation or science. The song is usually made with the intent to gain a following from it or using it to boost reputation. They aren't making it out of passion, which is why the term is used in a derogatory manner.

Youtuber Music usually contains one (or more) of the following:
-Electronic music, or heavy autotune
-Songs about their life or about a certain aspect of their channel
-'Bad' music that only gets listened to because of their name attached to it

Tiktoker music is similar, except the singer of the song is popular on Tiktok, not Youtube.
Rose: Have you listened to Road Trip by Dream yet?
Sydney: God, no. That's Youtuber Music. Cringe.
Rose: Hey, it's not that bad!

Garrett: My little brother listens to Youtuber Music, and all the synth sounds are getting on my nerves.
by Adrian_dodododododo October 21, 2021
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Music Slut

Someone who listen's to all, if not every genre of music.

From Thrash Metal to Electronic Jazz and everything in between.
Usually a DJ, Musician or just a person with a genuine interest in music.
1"Bro is that Avicii?!"
2"yee, bit of a music slut"
1"Maaaaaan can you at least put some hip hop on or something"
by xXRuthlessXx December 15, 2020
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real music

People will say that some music isn't "real music" simply because it does not suit their tastes. When in reality, if it's music it's music. Many people say that electronic dance music, rap, and hip hop aren't real forms of music.
Dude, that techno isn't real music, neither is rap.
by Master_stghm May 26, 2006
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real music

Any music is real music, ANY! That includes jessica simpson or Slipknot, even though you dont like a band doesnt mean it isn't real music. The term is usualy used by people who are angry at other people for their opinions regarding music.
Jon- I like My Chemical Romance

Tommy- what are you gay? go listen to some real music like Tool.

Jon- Your an asshole, it's all real music. You just cant tell the difference between fact and opinion.

Tommy- I see so clearly now! my opinions arent fact, there just what i think! I will no longer be pissed when someone else shows that they are different from me!
by w00zy JoE December 9, 2008
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