Titty Twist Tuesday

One day a week, specifically tuesday, when girls (sometimes even guys 😒) sneak up behind one of their girl friends and twist their tit. It’s painful and the girl usually wants revenge, so on tuesdays girls walk about covering their boobs.

Madison: *Sneaks up behind Serenity*
Madison: *Twists Serenity’s tit.*
Serenity: “Ouch! What was that for?”
Madison: “TITTY TWIST TUESDAY”
Serenity: “I’m going to kill you!”

by Amrox19 July 11, 2019

Titty bread

The bread you put under you huge tits to soak up all that sweat.

"It's so hot out! Even my tits are sweating!"
"Girlllll you need some titty bread!"

by anon57392 August 30, 2009

TittyBurger

Ad-Noun: Any item that is truly considered to be a blend of perfection to one's taste. A combination so wonderful to a man, as a tit and a hamburger would be.

Human: Hey Jimmy, what did you do yesterday?

Jimmy: I went bowling.

Human: How was it?

Jimmy: It was tittyburgers! I bowled a perfect game then my girlfriend gave me head!

by NuclearAdam December 1, 2006

Mexican Titty

Noun. A shot of alcohol used in desperate measures. It is made by using a split shot glass, filling half with tequilla and half with skim milk.

Phil: Dude, what do ya wanna drink?
Sean: I been cravin' a Mexican Titty all day!!

by J W H 4 June 23, 2005

titty spasm orgasm

To spazz out in an orgasmic matter.

"AHH OMFG GOD!" "Holy shit Jacob don't have a titty spasm orgasm."

by Jamie and Morgen September 25, 2005

titty fuck

fucking a woman between her boobs

I titty fucked Amber and cum shot into her eye.

by Dave Moser December 3, 2003

titty bear

A name you'd call your girlfriend, wife, female prostitute lover, or mistress if she accepts it and thinks it's a cute way of showing affection.

Origin:

Replace "teddy" in the word "teddy bear" with "titty"(meaning a woman's breast) and you get "titty bear!"

Ex1. So Titty Bear, shall we make love tonight?

Ex2: Little boys sleep with teddy bears, but big boys sleep with TITTY bears!

by Mark H May 15, 2004