Squeee

It is what women and human "males", who are not MEN, write on internet forums because they think it is a cute expression of being happy. These are the same people who write "sigh". They most likely all drive a Toyota Prius or a Smart Car. If these humans are in your office, it is considered customary to beat their legs with a rubber hose.

Oh hey, there is a new episode of Dancing With The Idiots on tonight! SQUEEE!

by Jackmaster Johnny February 19, 2014

Squeezer

It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.

Jesse was started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.

by happyjoe1 March 24, 2011

Dick Squeezer

Someone who takes pleasure in squeezing dicks. They may be so infatuated with it, that it takes over their whole life. Whoever has a dick they wanna squeeze it.

Brian: "I don't know what it is, I can't stop grabbing dicks. Can I grab yours?"

Trever: "Fuck no, get away from my cock you Dick Squeezer!"

by Kezzezz February 28, 2008

squeegee

For a guy: a cool friend who's also a knock, or a pussy

For a girl: The bitch that's tight with you but refuses to give you a blowjob.

Commonly referred to as squeegee, squeegee ass, or squeegee ass bitch

For a guy: Person 1: "Man, that guy is tight, but he kinda a pussy."
Person 2: "Yea, doe, he a lightweight squeegee."

For a girl: Person 1: "Damn, bruh, my bitch won't blow me."
Person 2: "Bruh, I toldja you she was a squeegee ass bitch

by PWN Appetit October 26, 2011

Don't sneeze, squeeze.

Shooting drugs into your veins, intraveniously, rather than chopping it up and sniffing it / putting it up your nose.

That shit'll eat away your nasal cavity- Don't sneeze, squeeze.

by Sami D. June 6, 2008

The Big Squeeze

When 2 or more dicks are stuck in a girl's ass hole.

Yo Chris lets go give Heather the Big Squeeze.

by #Nogleswag October 13, 2011

squeener

A square wiener. A prizm shaped phallus.

Nothing fits tighter in a round hole than a squeener.

by luckyboots July 2, 2006