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Spocked

When you make the Spock sign with your hand and put two of your fingers in the vagina and two in the butt
Guy1: I Spocked my bitch last night
Guy2: Damn! My hoe never lets me Spock her
by Mhs_k May 28, 2015
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sex with socks

Absolutely fucking disgusting. Only the mentally ill and the clinically insane do this.
Guy 1: Yea dude Becky has sex with socks.

Guy 2: What the fuck! Do you think she has schizophrenia?
by G-squeezy November 10, 2020
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spock

An emote on some LPMuds indicating raising one eyebrow ala Spock. Vaguely has the meaning "Is that so?" Used in online chat context to indicate disbelief or surprise.
Doug: beat your kill streak record in COD4 the other day
Trent: *spock*
Doug: no really, it was like 7 right?
Trent: try 17
Doug: ...well, I got close... heh
by TsuQ May 4, 2008
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Socks Off

Term refering to sexuality. for example; if you actually have socks on you are straight, if not its gay.
WHY YOUR SOCKS OFF?????
by Prake1 August 2, 2018
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Spock Blocked

Resulting condition: In which Kirk endeavored to learn Lt. Uhura’s first name and was defeated upon learning of her continuing relationship with Commander Spock.

Likewise;

Commander Spock’s surprising kiss with Lt. Uhura on the transporter, leaving a flabbergasted Kirk to look on in surprise.

All definitions under stipulation of Star Trek, the 2009 film directed by JJ Abrams.

In normative terms: Receiving rejection from a girl because of a pre-existing relationship or partiality with/to another, completely expected guy.

Not to be confused with the term spock block, which denotes that Spock is the one being blocked and not Kirk.
{After having been turned down, a guy returns to his friends, all of which then watch another, much less 'qualified' male approach the woman, ready to laugh at his impending failure. When she leaves with him, all the friend's buddies have a laugh at his expense, calling out "Spock Blocked!" in mocking tones.}
by zeldafire May 21, 2010
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quitter socks

Socks that have lost elasticity so they don't stay up, and usually end up half off of your foot inside your shoe while walking around.
YOU: Slow down, I have to take off my shoe and put my sock on, it's falling off.

ME: Ah,quitter socks?
I usually throw them out when it gets to that point.

YOU: Well, I didn't have enough money for socks because I spent all my money on weed.

ME: Got any more?

YOU: Nahh sorry dude I smoked my last bit today... I got a ball of resin and I rolled it around in weed bits. It was pathetic.

ME: Hey don't be ashamed, we've all been there!
lol
by Hairy Henderson February 17, 2010
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Socks and Sandals

A Jewish cultural phenomenom in which the Jewish man or woman wears socks with their sandals.
Did you see that Jew?
Yeah, he was wearing socks and sandals
by Kuggy August 14, 2007
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