Soccer

It's not called soccer

If u say soccer your a nonce

by Big dicker ld March 2, 2022

Soccer

A sport where a bunch of pussies chase a ball for 1.5 Hours. They have 1.5 hours to shoot a half sized basketball into a massive goal with their feet.

Jim: “Hey you want to play Soccer?
John: “Hell no.”

by father.oogway March 26, 2022

Soccer4Life

Otherwise known as StokedDuck63866
A very special child that just about everyone finds annoying. Even his parents don't love him.

Very bad at all video games.

Soccer4Life will die alone never having friends.

by user044 April 26, 2022

Drunk soccer

Drunk soccer is a drinking game where players do tequila shots while playing soccer.

How to play:

Each team gets one sober player, the goalie. At the start each team does a shot (or enough alcohol to get buzzed, except the goalies). Each time one team scores, the opposing team has to do a shot. At half time both team do a shot (again except the goalies).

That was an epic game of drunk soccer, the other team was wasted.

by arminel01 November 21, 2013

greatest soccer goal ever

There are a lot of candidates but in general the Maradona second goal to England on 1986 world cup is voted as the best of all time.

The greatest soccer goal ever was made by Maradona at 1986 Soccer World Cup

by akochmer September 7, 2014

Mexican soccer pee

When you lie on your side and discreetly pee out the leg of your shorts on to the ground.

Man, I was so drunk last night I had to take a Mexican soccer pee because I couldn't get up.

by Accio Wine September 22, 2016

Thai Soccer Team

A Thai Soccer Team is a poop that won’t come out or just a state of constipation.

Hey can we take that run later I’ve got a Thai soccer Team at the moment. I’m going to have a cup of coffee to help blow them out.

by Torbert July 14, 2018