Sausage hangover

The deliciously painful feeling experienced the morning after a bout of particularly vigorous intercourse.
Applicable, but not limited, to homosexual activity.

"You alright Alisdair? You look like you're gonna throw up!"
"Yeah, just a touch of sausage hangover; Iain got a little carried away last night after watching Bill Odie on Springwatch..."

by Dirty Animals February 23, 2009

sausage pump

A term used for a very sexually active male, who, is frequently called upon by women to "pump" them full of "sausage".

Kerry: So did you hear that Shayla, Ben, and Emily had a threesome.

Carl: No, that's pretty bad ass!

Kerry: Ya and from what i hear from the other girls Ben's quite the sausage pump.

by dragonzombie October 15, 2009

Sausage Wallet

The type of person who resembles a wallet full of sausages and acts in the same manner.

Can be defined as a disgusting individual doing nothings for society

definite SW

She's a massive sausage wallet

Not DGT

by djbuggy November 3, 2011

Sausage Dildo

When one defecates into a condom, then tying it off and using it as a dildo.

Omg, I tried using a Sausage Dildo last night, it felt fantastic!

by Vadlos August 21, 2016

Sausage On

A hand crafted sausage on toast by the 'Sandwich Bar'

Best thing on earth.

You better be copping me a sausage on in the morning lad or you'll die.

by GinMoon February 28, 2019

Sausage fest

"When you go to a party and there are hardly any females there"

dude, there are no girls here. this is a complete sausage fest!

by KC813 February 25, 2009

Sausage Links

Poop that comes out whole but pinches off into little links. Resembles sausage links for breakfast.

After eating all of that pizza last night, I had sausage links poop this morning.

by ShawnDiesel October 26, 2009