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rusty spoon

Literally just a spoon that is rusted, not some weird word that means something else.
My friend collects rusty spoons. She likes to make up stories of how the spoons became rusted, though some stories are very outlandish, there are worse things to do.
by tttoad May 6, 2020
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Rusty Spoons

A phrase that expresses your orgasmic love for something.
May also be used in suggestive concept.
Becca: charmander is just RUSTY SPOONS
Emily: I know !

Becca: Rusty Spoons ?
Emily: Let's wait until my parents leave.

SaladFingers: I like Rusty Spoons
by beccasarahdeil January 14, 2010
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Rusty Coins

The taste commonly associated with oral sex during a girls' period.
Damn, Me and Tawanda were messin' around last night. When I went down town it tasted like a roll of rusty coins.
by zllih August 17, 2004
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Rusty Humphries

Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.
by Non Urban July 11, 2009
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Rusty Monkey

An aged but well maintained car, generally from the 1980s, that has been bought cheaply and lovingly restored to its former glory. Rusty Monkeys are typically bought cheaply (for less than £500) and restored to take part in charitable events, races, meetings or just for the fun of it.
Typical and popular Rusty Monkeys include the Audi Quattro, the old-style Ford Escort, the Ford Scorpio, the Trans Am and the original police Panda cars like the Ford Anglia.
by bravebrian November 21, 2010
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rusty venture

When you jerk off so much you dick gets all red and sore.
Dean gave himself a rusty venture to the thought of Triana ever night.
by ratnest November 26, 2010
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Rusty rainbow

n. When a younger homosexual man is penetrated from both ends (e.g. spitroasted) by two considerably older gentlemen.
"Bruce and Peter sure gave Steve the ol' rusty rainbow Friday night at Cameron's Audrey Hepburn party. I heard they broke the handicapped toilet bar and were snorting crushed viagra off Steve's back!"
by dcdenizen May 8, 2016
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