rustey 

Lazy/cranky man/woman

Go get a job don’t be a Rustey

rustey by anonymous May 1, 2021

Rusty Wizard 

Shoving a Flare Into Someones Ass.

"Man, I just gave him a Rusty Wizard ."

Rusty Wizard by Archipelagoes June 17, 2015

rusty cowboy 

Rusty Cowboy (or Rusty Cowgirl): The act of pulling a blood saturated tampon from your girl's vagina, holding it by the string, spinning it above your head while yelling "Yee Haw", and then slinging it at the wall.

1. Ted: The Bible says man shall not know woman when she is bleeding.

Stanley: I guess the dude who wrote it never heard of the Rusty Cowboy.

2. My girlfriend was so drunk and horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.

rusty cowboy by Vaquero#1 March 19, 2014

rusty ride 

The act of being ridden anally.

She was riding me cowgirl style and then put it in the stink and gave me a rusty ride.

rusty ride by sbp1029 October 17, 2013

rusty tugboat 

A vigorous handjob, immediately following anal sex, to mitigate sucking on poop dick.

Alan was elated when his mom agreed to ass-to-mouth! But was heartbroken when she gave him a rusty tugboat first. :(

rusty tugboat by Dubya82 September 20, 2013

Rusty Nickel

It is a dirty asshole

If you don’t wipe you’ll have a rusty nickel

Rusty Nickel by BigBen2026 September 7, 2023

rusty strudel 

A person with ginger colored pubes.

Girl: I liked him before I found out he was rusty strudel.

rusty strudel by bigpeep113 December 17, 2016