poof

1. what u do wen ur takin a shit
2. what u do wen a bunch of tough guys r about 2 dent ur face in
3. wat gay guys do wen ther guna b beet the shit out of from al these guys who hate gays but they throw ther fairy dust

1. i gota take a poof man!!!!
2. lets poof n disapear b4 wer all killed!!
3. o no not agen! i gota poof outa here agen!

by Chet and Josh November 2, 2004

Poof

The act of farting through your penis.

It looks like a deflating balloon. I just made my bitch queef then shortly after i poofed in her face. Being cool may lead to cronic poofinf disease. I just poofed.

by poof on me June 4, 2011

Pooflinch

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016

poofer

One who is to prone to buffing and dusting their desk like a stoopid fooker!

SpicSpan

by Genius October 31, 2003

poofer

a cigarette...word popularized by two ice rink workers in dublin, ca

"lemme get a box of dem poofer, man"

by c-money, sasquatch October 16, 2008

poof poof

a phrase used to describe either:
-scene / "teased" (i.e. poofed) hair
-a tutu that scene kids wear over tights or jeans
-something just plain poofy in general
-an object that can be seen as 'cool' to girls.
-weird, chubby girls that talk sh*t on people, that others dont like.

-guy sees a girl wearing a tutu over her tights, and teased hair-
guy: whoa! do you see that poof poof?!
friend: dayum. that chicks hair is ALLLL hairsprayed!
guy: no! not THAT poof poof! the OTHER poof poof!
friend: OOOHHHH!

by Lady Love. May 27, 2009

Pooflonk

Possibly the greatest word known to man. It can mean whatever you want it to mean. It is usually used as a noun, or a name. Also spelt "Pooflonck". Often used with the noun cheese like "Pooflonk Cheese"
Created by an awesome guy named Peter, but carried on by Bryant Boesen

"Why are you such a pooflonk cheese?"

"POOFLONK!!!"

"Argh! Pooflonk!"

by Bryant December 30, 2004