Netflix and Chill

When your dog eats another dog’s ass on a bed, while you sit there and watch Netflix.

I was sitting there, watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and my doberman started eating out the chihuahua’s ass, and I thought ‘Oh great, another night of Netflix and chill!

by rubiales May 27, 2016

netflix and chill

get stoned off your fucking ass while waching netlix and chill

babe lets wach netflix and chill , we will get mother fucking stoned man

by ghgfub October 29, 2015

Netflix and Chill

What you tell people when you go to masturbate.

I’m gonna go Netflix and chill

by Luna VanTeva February 9, 2018

Netfux

The act of purchasing a movie only to find out it was available for free via Netflix. The aggravation is further amplified by a) Apple iTunes prompting this movie as Featured or b) the movie totally sucking. Either of these would be grounds for a Double Netfux; both a Triple Netfux.

Mary Lou: Let's check out this movie Bernie with Jack Black.

Wolfgang: Yeah
Mary Lou: That movie blew
Wolfgang: Yeah
(next day)
Mary Lou: WTF that piece of shit movie was available on Netflix
Wolfgang: You got Netfuxed.
Mary Lou: (crying) Plus, those bitches at Apple Double Netfuxed me. Promoting that shit as a Feature. They knew it. (screaming) They fucking knew it!!

by Bo Coolidge February 8, 2013

Netflix and chill

Is when a guy and a girl agree to come to the other person's house. They will put on Netflix to watch a movie (like every normal person does) and if they want to have sexual relations with each other they would. If the guy\girl is ugly, Netflix is a distraction while they "chill" (hangout)

Guy: what are you doing later on tonight?
Girl: idk what do you want to do?
Guy: how about we watc Netflix and chill... Get to know one another

by Whoisdisguy March 8, 2016

netflix and jill

Netflix and chill, but instead of watching it with someone you jerk off

"I'm going to Netflix and Jill over that movie later"

by "Enter name here" April 15, 2016

netflix and chill

Fuck the bitch when watching netflix.

Alissa grabbed my dick when we where watching netflix and chilling

by Alissa wants my dick May 19, 2016