mustache cover

when a girl slides a turd out over a guys mustache

she had to shit so she gave him a mustache cover.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Mustache

A mustache is hair on your face, in between your mouth and nose. Most females don't have mustache's tho.

Stranger 1: Look at that girl with a mustache! So wierd!
Girl with a mustache: (with a deep voice) I'm actually a guy

by SuggmaBallz June 8, 2022

Mustache Warmer

When you want to sit on someone's face or would like to.

I'm vladimir putin's mustache warmer.

I want to be your mustache warmer.

by Suicide_Snuggy August 11, 2022

mustache

if you're wearing a mustache then you are a sophisticated chap that drinks tea.

Why hello there, fine sir, it seems you have a mustache! You are quite the fellow, how about afternoon tea with me, hm?

by hehe2 July 13, 2022

Mustache Man

Mustache Man, a man who has two passionate lovers. He has a stunningly luscious mustache, obviously. If it is ever shaved, he gets immediate backlash because he just took away his best feature. This is how you know he is a Mustache Man.

Lover1: MUSTACHE MAN !!!!
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*

by pinkypoodle9981 January 29, 2023

Muffstache

Similar to the mustache that can sometimes be found on the face of a man, a muffstache is also a patch of coarse hair, only instead of being found on the face of a man, the muffstache is located just above a woman's genitals. Also known as female pubic hair.

Frank: "Yo Carl! Tara finally let me go down on her!"
Carl: "Nice man! How was it?"
Frank: "It was awesome, other than the fact that she had a muffstache, and it kept tickling my nose!"
Carl: "What? Tara doesn't shave her vag? Tell her to shave! It's not 1804 anymore."
Frank: "Yeah, I definitely have to say something!"

by Miss Hell Kitten February 21, 2023

Mustache Eggs

Contrary to popular belief, mustaches lay and hatch from eggs. They sit on top of their eggs until the baby mustaches hatch. That's why you can't see a mustache egg. Then there's a mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. This is different than a mustache egg and is not to be confused with one, despite the name of it. This is called an Egg McMustache. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"In regards to mustache eggs, these people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023